Funny toasts for female company on all occasions
It has long been customary to celebrate holidays at the dinner table. Delicious food, interesting conversations, your loved ones and relatives close by. What else you need for fun parties or spiritual gatherings? Of course, funny toast! Because no meal is complete without intoxicating drinks and witty toastmaster. To pay for the services do not have, you can easily cope with this task. Prepare a few dozen speeches, small stories with meaning, pleasant compliments. In the program you want to include more humor, because laughter prolongs life and uplifting!
Gatherings of girlfriends is a great way to relax, socialize and get a lot of positive emotions. Even if not, gather friends and throw a Rockin ' party. Here's the handy funny toasts for female company. The main theme will probably be men. Girls can gossip, vent and just chat to clear only topics. Stock up on glasses, delicious cocktails and clever ideas!
Today the sun smiles, the sky enjoys,
After all, our company is so rarely going!
Ah, what beauty, it is urgent to take some pictures
They all Shine and shimmer glasses quietly fill.
Cheers to female stronger sex
For this elegant table,
Our friendly company
Worthy of public attention,
Girls as the selection,
Oh, and turn the mountains today!
Cheers to our friendship, beauty,
For Holy simplicity,
Intrigue and love,
For what spoil men blood.
We all know, girlfriends,
Wash plates, spoons, cups,
To wash and iron, and wonder
Early in the morning to get up.
How can one learn men us to understand?
The promised three-year wait?
Phone it hack?
Besides, we all know how
Let's drink already, my e!
These women's toast suitable for open parties or gatherings with friends. Speaking with expression, emotion, feel like an actress, playing the role of toastmaster.
Neither conversation of friends is not complete without gossip, exchange of experiences and discussions of men. Well without talking about them? After all, funny toasts for the company of women associated with strong floors.
Every woman should have a zoo. But not the hamster in the cage. And Leo in bed, Jaguar in garage, a mink on her shoulders. The last member of the list – goat with a gold credit card! Let's toast to this beautiful zoo, and let every woman has them!
Of course, in the presence of men it is better not to say such ridiculous toasts. They may not understand humor! But there are more harmless speech:
"Women are beautiful delicate flowers. And men pure water into a huge vase. Let's drink to the fact that the water changed more often, and then flowers will delight in the beauty and freshness longer!"
Patience and confidence
In the bustling little company is always laughter and Twitter. Women for a long time communicate with each other. They discuss problems, fantasizing, joking and just talking about anything. Intelligent men have put up with it and, listening, you can learn a lot! Prepare the most funny toast to the company of women to laugh even more than usual!
Accustomed to everything the tour guide said loudly: "If the beautiful half of our group now for a moment silent, we can not only see the beauty, but also to hear the sound of Niagara falls! Let's drink to us loud, noisy, cheerful and restless girls!".
Such a short toast to defuse the situation and just settle a new topic for discussion!
Unfortunately, not all men in the world understand that girls like assertive and confident men. If the lady refused the offer to walk or explore, it does not mean that she does not want it. You need to show perseverance, originality, and then do it! This is, and toasts with humor!
"Goat standing on a mountain and watched the sea. The girl came to the beach, completely undressed and lay down on her stomach. An hour later she rolled on her back. A goat stood on a hill and watched the sea. Rest in bed, the tummy, the lady rolled over onto his side. And also all goat stood and watched... Let's raise a glass to those people who not only stand and watch, and come get acquainted and start a conversation!".
A daughter once asked her mother how to find a good husband if she chose. Mother without thinking replied: "If bad – will immediately notice if a good – never!" So let's drink to us, wonderful women!".
"Women are beautiful and diverse as exotic flowers. Men are skillful gardeners, who care for the flowerbeds. Let's drink for that we always bloomed and smelled, and the money it looked gardeners".
Such a short toast will give you energy and make laugh friends.
Best friends understand each other without words. But to watch this only once in your life. A smart, strong female friendship is not a myth! So hard and funny toasts for female company.
Two friends have not seen:
Hey, I heard that you married.
— Yes, my dear friend!
— Is it better?
Not to say that it is better, but more often!
To drink, it is rather necessary that the quality is very quickly moved into the number!
"One friend says to another: "I take it that his wife is smart, beautiful, business!". Friend in amazement: "And you will be able to provide four?". Cheers to us combines all these qualities and a hundred more!".
Gather most female friendly company! After all, to get positive emotions is so helpful! And what could be better-togethers with best friends and a bottle of wine? Prepare the toasts and speeches that are sure to appeal to the audience!