Funny skits for high school students about school
Funny skits for high school students can sanctify a variety of topics and problems of contemporary children. This coming exams, graduation, leisure time and choice of future profession. A wide field for the imagination – the relationship of students and parents. We offer funny skits about high school, which are suitable for any holidays. Will add variety and will certainly amuse the audience!
Funny skits for high school students can be very diverse and unusual. For example, the following.
The lesson of literature. Children read the book. The teacher studies the journal, and two guys bored.
First student: You th my pen took, schA as give. (Pushes him)
Second student: what a pity that zhadoba. On! (Drops pen him by the collar).
First pupil: (he Raises a fist to the face) Well, all kapets they came.
Second student: those kirdyk miserable! (Gives the cuff to the body. Fight begins in the form of tremors with his fists and replies "You what?!", "And you?".)
Suddenly a teacher: "Boxing, Boxing, Boxing..."
In class, pause and momentary silence.
Looking for original skits, funny for pupils and their parents? We offer an interesting scenario that does not require much preparation.
Participants: narrator, mother, girl.
Announcer: Happy instant happy hour. Daughter went to first grade.
On stage the mother and daughter.
Mom: Honey, did in school, how many fives?
Daughter: (Excitedly) the Teacher as a fairy, I'm friends with, I got 3 a's!
Narrator: and so Passes the fifth year, the fifth-grader is here.
Mom and daughter in each output change.
Mom: Well, honey, how are you? Many of you asked, what is there in the school?
Daughter: (Sadly) Petrov – goat, again, my queue was pulled. Today his eyes gave him. You to the principal reason called...
Announcer: And here again, as the years fly, and eighth-grader — a child.
Daughter in a short skirt, with fleece under punk.
Mom: dear Daughter, how the Director wants to see me again?
Daughter: (angrily) All the solid darkness, and bastards all. Again Petrov was set on fire, you the Board name.
Announcer: have Passed decade and now, "sophomore" is.
Daughter lot of make-up in provocative clothing. Mother in a headscarf sits prigornitskiy.
Mom: hi, honey, how are you? At school today were you?
Daughter: What school, there are some things, with Petrov in the Registrar's office is long overdue...
"Who took Ishmael?"
If you want a small school funny skits for high school students, you can use the following idea.
Participants: high school students, teacher, Director.
The stage can accommodate 2 desks, a chair for the teacher.
The teacher enters the classroom, greets.
Teacher: Repeat the homework. Now, Sidorov!
Sidorov: A th I, I finally can Nitsche!
Teacher: Smith, say, who took Ishmael?
Sidorov: Mar Ivanovna, I don't take my word didn't take, it's all the Ivanov.
Ivanov: What is Ishmael, I have not seen the SRD, it's not me!
Teacher: (Angrily) All my patience is exhausted! I call the Director.
Goes and quotes the Director.
Teacher: We have a third lesson can't figure out who took Ishmael?
Director: what is 10-B? No, these will not return!
"Five for sincerity"
Another version of the script from the "funny skits about high school".
High school mathematics exam. In the back row sits the Board, the teacher in his place.
Teacher: Petrov, I see you put the crib on the table!
Student gives crib. He sits down, but turns.
Teacher: Petrov do not disturb others.
Petrov: (rising) my Dear Marya Ivanovna, I have ten years teaching your math, but still don't understand. I could sit here five days, but will not solve anything. Help a poor child. (Laughter in class)
Teacher: Petrov, another such outburst and I'll drive you, come on retaking.
The student sits down again, turns, looks at the paper trying to solve, and again jumped.
Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, you know that now I'm suddenly not wiser and will not solve anything!
The laughter in the class, the Committee members also laugh.
Marya Ivanovna: (sympathetically) Dear Bob, if you think about it carefully, you will succeed. Sit down and do not disturb others.
Petrov sits down and in a minute jumps again: Marya Ivanovna, I nifiga not work! (Laughter in class)
Member of the Board comes and sits down next to Petrov: come on let's see what you can't do it!
Funny skits for high school students, short and musical, variety to any concert.
Participants: high school students, two girlfriends.
Sounds mobile music, but the children dance slowly and modestly. Runs a funny guy and started to dance, without falling into the beat of the music: jump, a parody of the break and others have expressed surprise, shaking his head and twisting his temple. After a short pause the music a little lower.
The first high school student: (on the ear girlfriend, but loud for the audience) Wow, all the darkness, you know him?
Second: Yes, it's Sidorov from our 10-B.
First: what's with him? He always behaves?
Second: No, what you do, he's humble, but today for the first time in 10 years the top five on the Russian language got!
"Gift Santa Claus"
How to play Christmas skits for high school students? Funny or classic, to decide the students. That's one scenario Christmas mini-performance.
Participants: two high school girls, boy and kids.
Sit two girlfriends – a high school student.
First: Count up, I Ivanov, a coat bought!
Second: Hey you! Wow, show rather.
Goes behind the scenes and returns in suit of snow Maiden. The short coat of cloth, fur on the bottom.
First: (laughs) yeah, all right, so he himself is also a fur coat bought...
Ivanov comes in costume of Santa Claus: Well, Petrova, work coat is necessary.
Run up the little children in different costumes.
Ivanov sits: Well, snow maiden, sing a song kids.
Petrov: (awkwardly) Million, million, million scarlet roses...
Ivanov: Oh, snow maiden, well, funny you have me. And now all sing a song about the New Year, and gifts will not be.
Ivanov: Small, soared in the bath and I'm here to you now the poetry exam will suit you. The first went.
Boy: Santa Claus, so you do not worry, give me the gifts and get out. I say bath, he will pay.
Second boy: Hey, Ivanov beard, what other verses. Guys, come on.
Children attack Santa Claus, snow maiden drop, carry bag.
Ivanov: (the beard and hat off) Well, Petrova! 10 more shows and we are free.
School skits, funny high school seniors or profoundly serious, equally well perceived by the audience and make the presentation colorful, bright and unforgettable.