New Year's corporate: a script for funny scenes for adults
As a rule, modern corporate evenings devoted to this or that holiday include funny contests and funny sketches for adults. And such a favorite and revered by our compatriots solemn occasion, as the meeting of the coming year, is also no exception. Original, amazing, unexpected, provocative, amusing and windy sketches for the New Year for adults will not leave indifferent and will make even the most serious guests laugh.
Here is an example scenario, the main characters of which will be our domestic Santa Claus and the overseas Santa Claus, accidentally encountered at one corporate evening. Of course, the performance will not do without the traditional (but at the same time quite "advanced") Snegurka. Roles are performed by the most artistic employees.
So, the action of the scene for adults begins, the room enters the puffed and tired of the road Santa Claus.
Hey, good evening, dear guests!
You are all beautiful, elegant such.
I came to you from afar,
Frankly, tired a little.
But, good, my granddaughter accompanied me,
Straddle did not give a shit.
Well, where are you, granddaughter, come here!
Was she stuck there?
In the hall enters Snegurka in a mini-skirt and with a full "fighting coloring". In the process of communication, chewing chewing gum.
Yes, here, Grandpa, I'm already running!
Can I recover?
Tea, it was not easy the long way.
I had to look into the restroom.
What do you say, granddaughter, be ashamed!
On the sides at least look around.
Your language, the right word, no bones!
I would be ashamed of the guests.
I had a need to powder my nose.
For being late, I beg your pardon!
It's time to start, maybe congratulations?
Indeed, we do not linger.
I, with your permission, will begin.
Then comes the turn of the culmination of our scenes for adults - in the room unexpectedly enters a drunken Santa Claus with an empty bottle in his hands.
Hello, my friends, and welcome to the show!
How warm and good you are here.
I'm not used to Russian frosts -
The chill was quite, and even a little hoarse.
I took the mulled wine from my homeland,
But on the way the whole bottle was drained.
Oh help my grandfather warm up
And tear off at least a little heart from the heart!
Goes to the table to drink, but stumbles upon Santa Claus.
What kind of an old man is this?
Perhaps a view of deception?
Ile with alcohol you need to tie,
Should not my grandfather drink more?
Comrade, you follow the speech
And we soon explain:
What have you forgotten in this room?
Or by chance passed by?
From Lapland to a distant reindeer
I came here by invitation.
The whole world knows me very well
And with Santa Claus he calls with love.
I, as expected, brought it.
Who are you? Do you want to answer it yourself?
I look, that you are mowing under Santa sow!
Great Ustyug - my native land,
My grandfather's name is my friends.
I am Russian, local, than I am proud of,
Well, you back to Lapland.
Uh, no! So it will not work!
It does not matter who lives in what country.
Although my path was more difficult,
I've traveled a lot of roads.
It was hard for the deer to fuck with me,
You must have respect for animals!
Do you hear, granddaughter, this nonsense?
The beast to exploit is a shame!
We are so many kilometers, without groaning,
We passed these two together with these legs.
So do not you dare talk about distance,
Try yourself with our look like!
Deer - transportation is simply drop dead,
But your granddaughter is doubtful.
How dare you, a decrepit old man?
Right now, I'll drop you right in the jug!
Still manners, I look, suffer.
And where do they pick up such snowshooters?
I'm already fed up with this farce:
You understand here, and I, chur, do not work!
Snow-white demonstratively leaves.
The master intervenes in the argument between the grandfathers.
Yes, all right, grandfather, do not boil!
Relax, a little calm.
Who will stay here, and who will leave,
Let the people determine it,
Well, rather - ladies dear.
Include your masculinity
And try to seduce women,
To get a sea of kisses.
In the continuation of the scenes for adults between the grandfathers a comic contest is organized, during which the participants must collect as many kisses from the fair sex as possible. The competition ends with a draw, rivals shake hands and start a joint ceremony of presenting gifts. The adult scene is coming to an end.
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