New year's corporate parties: the script of funny skits for adults
As a rule, modern corporate evening to celebrate a particular holiday, include fun contests, and funny skits for adults. And so beloved and revered by our countrymen a solemn occasion as the meeting of the coming year too is no exception. Original, surprising, unexpected, provocative, amusing and catchy scenes to the New year for adults will not leave anyone indifferent and will be able to make laugh even the most serious guests.
Here is an example script, the main actors of which will be our Patriotic Santa Claus and overseas in Santa Claus, accidentally colliding into one corporate party. Of course, the idea will not manage and without traditional (but quite advanced) snow maiden. The roles performed by the artistic staff.
Thus, the action scenes for adults starts, the hall is out of breath and tired from the road of Santa Claus.
Hey, good evening, dear guests!
You are all beautiful, dressed like that.
I came to you from afar,
I confess, I got tired a little bit.
But the good granddaughter accompanied me,
To fall apart the old man gave.
Well, where are you, granddaughter, come here!
Stuck that there it?
The hall is a snow maiden in a mini skirt and full "battle paint". In the process of communication, vigorously chewing gum.
Yes, here, grandpa, I'm coming.
To recover what I can't?
Tea was a hard long journey.
In the restroom I had to look.
What say you, granddaughter, for shame!
At least on the sides look.
Your tongue is the right word, no bones!
So would hesitate audience.
To powder my nose I had a need.
For being late, I apologize!
It is time to begin already, maybe congratulations?
Indeed, we hesitate to anything.
I, with your permission, I'll start.
Then comes the turn of the culmination of our skits for the adults in the room suddenly includes a tipsy Santa Claus with an empty bottle in his hands.
Hello my friends and welcome to the show!
How do you warm and well.
The Russian frosts I have not used it
Quite chilled and even a little hoarse.
I'm from the homeland of mulled wine brought,
But on the way, the whole bottle was drained.
So help grandpa keep warm
And tear though rubashechka from the heart!
Goes to the table to drink, but bumps into Santa Claus.
What is this old man?
Maybe vision deception?
Or alcohol need to quit,
Don is grandfather to drink more?
Comrade, you it, watch out
And we probably explain that
In this room you forgot?
Or accidentally passed by?
From distant Lapland reindeer
I came here at the invitation.
The whole world knows me
And Santa Claus love mushrooms.
Christmas gifts a cart
I, as expected, brought.
Who are you? Reply I do not want?
You'll see that you're in full under Santa mow!
Great Ustyug – the birthplace of my
Claus grandpa call me friends.
I – Russian, local, proud of especially
Well, you to Lapland back road.
Oh, no! So it will not work!
It doesn't matter who in what country living.
Although my journey was difficult,
Many roads I traveled.
The deer was hard for me to shove
The animals need respect to have!
You hear granddaughter this nonsense?
Beasts to operate – a shame!
We have so many kilometers, not moaning,
Held together by these feet.
So don't about the distance saying,
Try it yourself you with our like!
Reindeer transport just drop dead,
But mnocence your look questionable.
How dare you, a decrepit old man?
I will hit you right in the jug!
More manners, I see suffering.
And where such snegureac looking for?
To me this farce already fed up:
You understand here, and I don't have Affairs!
Snow maiden is defiantly out.
In a dispute between grandparents interfere with leading.
Yeah, okay, grandpa, do not boil!
Relax, calm down a little.
Who here will stay and who will leave
Let them define the people,
Well, or rather, dear ladies.
Include your quality mens
And try to seduce women,
So lots of kisses to.
In continuing the adult scenes between the grandparents arranged a comic contest in which participants have to collect as many kisses from the ladies. The competition ends in a draw, the opponents shake hands and start a joint ceremony gifts. Scene for adults coming to an end.
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